Before I get started with my usual porn drama-bullshit blog, I HAVE to share this video with you guys. Most of you know that I’m an anal virgin, but I’m experimenting for my website. (Not having much luck… That shit fucking HURTS!) Well, one of my fans from the Brazzers forum made me a nice custom music video…

Check It Out: HERE

Hahahahahahahaha…

Moving on… I went to my parents’ place for the weekend and got in some quality ‘me’ time. It was so nice! Yeah, I spent time with the family, but being with my family keeps me grounded and clears my mind of the porn world. They know that I just want to chill out when I’m there, so I’m never pressured to do anything. I lounge in sweats, watch TV, nap, eat, etc. If for some reason there’s an argument in the house, I leave. If that happens, I’ll drive a mile down the street to the marina (they live on a private lake), get a Snapple or something, then go sit across the street under the trees until someone tells me it’s clear to go in. I need to relax when I’m there. It’s go-go-go in my life all the time when I’m home, so like I said, I need to mellow out and get grounded.

So anyway, the first day I was there, Saturday, we decided to head over to the beach area of the lake and join the crowd. The association has an annual tradition of having their own fireworks show the weekend before Independence Day, and on this Saturday that beach will look like Lake Havasu during Memorial Weekend… minus the thongs and pasties (those are forbidden!). So, my mom, my youngest sister, my brother, my nephew and I spent a few hours in the sun.

At one point, a small group of young boys came walking right at me. Out of habit, my mom and my sister stepped aside thinking they had recognized me… it took me a minute to figure it out, but one of the guys happened to be the little brother of a guy that I used to date (also the nephew of an old friend of my dad’s). I hadn’t seen him in YEARS, so it was great to stand around and chat a bit… and laugh at all of his underage, drunk friends!

My family and I (my dad had joined us after finishing up work that day) all watch fireworks from their dock that night. It was so cute to see my nephew’s face in awe as he stared into the lights. He also started with his little ‘Oooohs’ and ‘Ahhhhs’. Afterwards, my little bro and I drove to Red Robin where my sisters is a hostess. We enjoyed cold glasses of water and some ice cream, all the while goofing off with my sister since the restaurant was dead. Her shift ended at about 10:45, so we headed back to the house and I passed out within minutes.

On Sunday morning, my brother and I got up early to catch the first showing of ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’. Since it JUST came out, and it’s summer time, we didn’t want to have to deal with crowds, and we didn’t think too many kids would roll out of bed on a Sunday to catch a 9am showing! We got lucky and shared a theatre with maybe 30 people. And the movie ROCKED! (Megan Fox is HOT!)

I ran a couple errands with my parent’s that afternoon, chatted with Justice Young about shooting content soon with him and his girlfriend, Amy Reid. Johnny Sins also called me and I was really excited because I haven’t seen or talked to him in a couple months. We caught up a bit, then decided we should meet for a drink while I’m in Vegas with my girls for UFC. (I figured ‘Skrape is gonna be a little busy, so I might as well hang with all of my old friends!)

I drove home late Sunday night with my brother and sister (and my dog!) in the car. Since he’s out of school and she wasn’t scheduled to work until the weekend, they wanted to spend a little more time with their favorite sis… Or, at least the one that spoils them! They knew that I had to work, but they figured they could at least lay by the pool while I was gone.

Yesterday, Monday, I shot for Elegant Angel. Sam No has got to be one of my all time favorites! She’s just fucking rad! I told her that I think I like her so much because she doesn’t hit on me! Plus, she shoots AMAZING teases! We shot what she said had to be the best tease she’s ever shot before. (I like to think that I had a little something to do with that.) Then, to top if off, Anthony Rosano and I did a GREAT scene… and I mean GREAT… Definitely in the rankings for one of my all time greatest. Her thoughts: “I just got my first scene of my movie!” Hey, if you’re the first scene, you know you’re the best of that movie! It felt good to hear. Plus, she had been telling horror stories of all the other shoots she’d been doing for the movie, and how this went wrong and that went wrong… So I’m very happy that I made her day! (I believe she said it’d be out very soon… and it’s to be called CURVY-something. I hate that I can’t remember, but keep a look out for Elegant Angel’s new releases!)

My scene got cancelled at the last minute for Teravision today, so I decided to spend time with my siblings while they were here… so we took the 20 minute drive to Magic Mountain!!! The last time I was there, Deja Vu was brand new! And I think that was finished back on 2001! But I was so much fun! I was smiling ear-to-ear like a little kid. We got lucky at first… being summer time, we figured it’d get busy, but for the first hour we were there, we waited no longer than 5 minutes for the rides. We went straight to the back and started with Batman and The Riddler’s Revenge to break in my brother (who was afraid of roller coasters until today! After the first one, he said, “That was fun! Let’s go again!”). However, by the time we got around to the newer ones, like X2, Tatsu and Terminator, the wait times were 90 minutes! Hell no!!! Not in 100-degree weather! So, we skipped those ones and stuck to the classics. Rides like Viper and Ninja were only a 5-10 minute wait. The longest we waited for a ride was about 30 minutes for the Rapids ride… where we got SOAKED! But it felt good in the heat!

Cale, Miranda and Me, waiting in line...

We had gotten there at 10:30am, right when they opened, already had our passes and got straight in. At about 3:30, we were DONE! I walked in and plopped down on my couch just after 4:15. We laid around and did NOTHING until about 7:30 when we all got hungry, so we ventured off to Chipotle.

Tomorrow, I’ve got a BIG day with an 8am call time. But it’ll be worth it… It’s all for my site!!! Yay!!! And this includes shooting my first interracial scene in over two years!!! I’m so excited!!! I personally love black men, but I hate how stereotypical interracial porn is, so I don’t do it. But it’ll be different for my site… I can do whatever the hell I want!

Oh… Oh my God! So, I thought it’d be fun to bring a snack to set for everyone tomorrow, and I LOVE to bake (I actually want to open a bakery!), so I picked up ingredients for a cheesecake at the grocery store a few days ago. After dinner tonight, I got to work on my pie. Well, I moved into this place in January this year, and I think I’ve used the stove twice (I can’t cook!), and I’ve never used the oven. So, I set it to 325-degrees as I usually do… and my pie was black on top and still gooey in the middle after 20 minutes in the oven!!!! I usually bake them for 50-60 minutes!!! What the fuck?!?!?! My sister was like, “Did you lose your touch?” I don’t know!!! Baking is MY thing… I always provide desserts for family events and everything. I’ve never burned a cheesecake!!! Seriously… there’s something wrong with my oven!!! And don’t even get me started with my washer, where cold means hot and hot means cold! I know I could call and have someone come fix it, but I hate those people being in my place! But, as a tenant in a very nice and very expensive apartment complex, you would think these things would be taken care of BEFORE I moved in… Ugh! (And, before you start thinking that I should just switch the hoses and/or do this or that… I can’t! I’m a girl! That’s what boyfriends are for! lol)

Anyway, I’m tired and I have a BIG day tomorrow (without cheesecake!), so I’m gonna go to bed. My dog is snoring on my bed and I’m jealous!

Goodnight!

I shot a GREAT scene for Chris Stream/Jules Jordan a couple days ago with Mark Wood. Surprise, surprise… it was a creampie (internal pop shot) scene. I don’t regularly do those, so it was quite exciting. Anyway, a couple guys from AdultDVDTalk.com were there taking some pictures for the site, so I wanted to share a couple with you:

Figuring out what we're going to shoot.

Sexy!

Preparing to shoot the intro... and take some dick!

Ahh, director privileges. Hahahaha. I'm lookin' a tad dick-drunk after the scene!

The scene went amazing, the guys were very nice, and Streams did a fabulous job, as always. We actually got to talking about shooting an ANAL movie and distributing it through Jules Jordan… so there’s something to look forward to!

As always, I’ve been super-duper busy with work. Sadly, I had to cancel two scenes this week! I NEVER cancel scenes… EVER! Including these two cancelations, that makes a total of 4 in the 2 1/2 years I’ve been in the business… and 3 of those were due to yeast infections! (Yes, I know, sexy! Hey… it happens!) So, yeah, had a little vaginal problems recently. But the other one… OH MY GOD! I had a fucking pinched nerve or something in my back, and it was shooting up through my right shoulder and into my neck! It hurt so bad! (I was in a bad car accident in March of 2008 and my back is FUCKED UP! I’m still waiting to take the bitch to court!) Anyway, luckily, both parties were really cool and re-booked the shoots. It’s always nice when people are understanding.

I was also invited to the (hed) p.e. concert in Hollywood tonight but one of my friends that works for the SubNoize record label. I actually used to see the singer of the band, but I haven’t seen him in a LONG time… so this will be a fun surprise! I’m actually not interesting in giving him that ‘special attention’. I’m over it. Plus, I got invited to Vegas and I’m leaving tomorrow afternoon!!!! Yay!!!! Since my friend Tim (aka ‘SkySkrape’ of TapouT) was in Pittsburgh for 6 weeks shooting a movie, we haven’t seen each other!!! My schedule has been INSANE, so I never got a chance to go out there. Anyway, we were talking yesterday and he was on his way to Vegas. I made a couple jokes about getting drunk and enjoying hookers (dude… I told him to DO IT! I’m not one of those bitchy, insecure girls! lol). He didn’t seem interested in that… and asked me to come join him! I have been all smiles ever since! I can’t wait to see him!!! I guess there’s an event going on out there, and the season finale of the UFC show, so we’ll be busy. Yes, I’ll post pics when I get back!

Anyway, I’ve gotta hop in the shower and be at my girl friend’s place in about an hour so she can so my makeup and we’ll head out to the concert a little later. Frankly… I don’t even care anymore… I want to go see my man!!!! I need off-camera sex!!!!

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Arriving at the FAME Awards.

The FAME Awards meant A LOT to me… because it’s about the FANS… and everyone knows that my fans are number one to me. If it weren’t for the fans, I wouldn’t be who I am today… NONE of us would! So it was nice to hear everyone thanking their loving fans as they received their awards last night. Unfortunately, I was unable to do so, as I lost in both categories I was up for: Favorite Breasts to Stormy Daniels, and Favorite New Starlet to Tori Black. But, I’m not a sore loser. Congrats to both… and ALL that received awards. And I would definitely like to take this opportunity to thank all of my fans that took the time out of their lives to vote for me. It means so much to me… and maybe we’ll get ‘em next year!

On the red carpet at the FAME Awards.

Although, in the back of my mind, I knew I wasn’t going to be receiving any awards last night (even thought I REALLY wanted to!), I had to be there… Once again, for the fans. I wasn’t signing at the Erotica LA show, so I had to make an appearance and show my support. I grabbed my girl friend Veena, who is a complete virgin to the business. She had so much fun. She got to meet a few of my adult entertainer friends and she enjoyed the awards show. As for her getting into the biz… no chance! Sorry guys!

Veena and I at the FAME Awards, waiting for the show to start.

Not only was I up for two awards, but I was also asked to present an awards. Funny, during that phone conversation, the guys says to me, “I want to put you with Angelina Armani because she’s tall, too… So you don’t look like a giant…” Very funny! I’m only 5’8″. I’m not THAT tall. But, there’s a lot of girls in the business that are between 5′ and 5’4″ that are only 100 pounds! So, of course, I look like an amazon creature next to them! Hahahaha. Anyway, we presented the award for Favorite Star Website, which went to Tera Patrick. (Hey… fun fact… did you know that Tera Patrick is TALLER than me?!?! There’s not many in the industry!) Here’s a little pic that Veena snapped while we were on stage:

Angelina Armani and I presented the 'Favorite Star Website' award to Tera Patrick.

Angelina was also my ‘co-star’ in our little scene in the upcoming mainstream flick ‘Born To Be A Star’.

After the show, I drove Veena home, picked up some late night junk food from Jack in the Box and took it home, where my little brother and sister were waiting for me. I felt bad: they had driven 2 hours to spend the weekend with me since our parents were out of town, and I had to go attend a porn event! As much as I love my job, my family is more important. But, they also know how important the fans are to me, so they weren’t too upset. Besides, I spoil them! The night before, I had taken them for sushi at Geisha House in Hollywood, then we went and saw the new release ‘Hangover’. That movie is so funny! It was actually my second time seeing it. Tony T. and I went about a week ago… and I’d go see it again! It’s that funny!

Miranda, Cale and I in the movie theatre.

Hahahaha… he’s only 11 years old so this is NOT really relevant, but my brother looks high in this picture!

After a late night at the awards and binge eating fast food, the three of us slept in a little bit and ventured off to Universal Studios for the day. We all have season passes, so we go a lot… and we don’t do much. We see a couple shows and go on a couple rides, eat lunch at CityWalk and go home.

Me and Miranda in line for the Jurassic Park ride.

Cale and I waiting in the Simpson's ride line.

We were actually all thinking that we need to make a trip to Magic Mountain. My brother claims to not like roller coasters (at least not the ones that go upside-down), so we’re gonna drag him and one of his friends (so he doesn’t puss out!) and hit ALL of the roller coasters! Who’s gonna turn down the Batman and Riddler rides?!?!?!

Well, it’s only 6pm and it has been a long day… like every other day, I guess. I’m working 3, 4, sometimes 5 days a week. I accomplished a lot last week, and even knocked out a couple content scenes for my website.  Now I’ve got 6 days booked for next week. It never ends!!!! But, it’s a good thing! I’m working my ass off now so that I can just focus on JAYDEN JAYMES next year and not have to worry about everyone else.

I’m thinking I’m going to pour a glass of wine, crank up the iTunes, clean the house, do some laundry, and end with a steamy-hot bubble bath!

I’ve been out and about, having so much fun with my sister, old friends and, yes, FANS! Seems I can’t go anywhere these days with getting recognized… and I have to admit that I like it! It’s fun!

Anyway… I hate to take too much time away from my vacation, but I wanted to post a few pics…

Waiting for our flight. (Had to take Tim with me... hence the clothes!)

The view from my hotel.

Enjoying a martini. We kept the first night pretty mellow.

Heading out to Greenwich Village for drinks.

We're such idiots!

I love this pic! I think I look pretty.

Sightseeing - Uptown, Downtown and all around!

Arriving at Imperial for my party.

Its all free when you're rollin' with me! Hahahaha.

Ahhh... A little pink vodka is always fun!

Hehehehehe.

I’m having so much fun out here… I hate to leave. I’ve got one last night to do it up and I’m back to LA and back to life!

It’s been a busy couple of days and it’s only getting busier! May is definitely going to be the busiest month of the year, so far!

It’s only the 6th, and already I’ve shot four amazingly HOT scenes (one orgy, one girl/girl, one BJ, and one boy/girl, for Brazzers, Evil Angel and Zero Tolerance). My goal for the year was to shoot more DVD stuff, and it’s happening! I’ve been shooting like CRAZY this year, internet and DVD, and I’ve already had over 30 titles released… not to mention ones I’ve shot that haven’t been released… wow! That’s a whole lot of fuckin’! Hehehe.

So, my scene today, the boy/girl scene for Zero Tolerance, went fabulously! My male co-star was none other than Mark Wood, who I absolutely love! I shot one of my very first scenes with him 2 1/2 years ago… and his wife was behind the camera! I’m extremely comfortable with him… and we work very well together. We shot for their ‘Fishnets’ line, which is a leg/fishnet-stockings fetish title. I had on a sexy light pink and while bra and panty set with light pink fishnets, which is a great contrast to the dark hair… HOT! The sex was fun, crazy, hot, intimate, rough… everything! It was so much fun! Plus, I was in and out in less than 4 hours… quick, easy, professional… just the way I like it!

Tory Black had also shown up to finish off her interactive DVD, so we chatted for a bit… and I eye-fucked the shit out of her! She’s so freakin’ cute! I should do a girl/girl scene with her soon…

Anyway… Oh! I shot a couple scenes for a music video for this death-metal band from New York called ‘Death Dealer’ with Jessica Jaymes and we had so much fun! Of course, no other psycho but Mr. Craven Moorehead, one of my best friends, could have shot disturbing shit like that! It was fucking great!

Jessica Jaymes & Jayden Jaymes (The drugs are all FAKE!!!)

Jessica and I after we got slaughtered in the shower!

The shoot went so good. First, we played two groupies with the singer (a little fake BJ on the couch!), then we went and had a sexy shower… and, yes, we got killed! Hahaha. It was so much fun! And the footage is amazing!!! I’m not into that kind of music, but I can’t wait to see this video!

Moving on… After my scene today, I drove to Rancho Cucamonga to meet my mom so she could take my dog off my hands for week or so. We enjoyed an early dinner sitting outside a little cafe, and she drove off with my baby! Ugh!!! I hate not having her with me!!! But, I’d rather her be with my parents than anyone else. And being that I’m going to be out of town for pretty much the next 2 1/2 weeks, my doggy-baby needs love!

As for my out-of-town adventures these next couple of weeks… Ugh!!! I leave for Miami tomorrow morning. Actually, I need to leave my house in about 7 hours… and I still haven’t packed! I’m heading out there for the eXXXotica Miami convention where I’ll be signing for Bang Bros, and also shooting one scene for them with Rachel Roxxx and Sienna West, which I’m super thrilled about! I come home on Monday, the 11th. I have a boy/girl scene for Adam & Eve on the 12th, I fly to Scottsdale (Arizona) for the day on the 13th to shoot for Aziani, I fly to Vegas on the 14th to shoot 2 scenes for Brazzers  and I get home late on the 15th. I have the 16th off, then a boy/girl/girl scene with Phoenix (yay!) for Dave & Jay’s, the 18th and 19th are off (for now, but I may shoot for my site), and I leave for New York for a personal vacation on the 20th and I won’t be back until the 26th. And, as of right now, I have a scene for Naughty America on the 27th, to be filmed be my new friend Christian. Again, yay!

People ask me why my site’s not up yet and why I’m not done shooting my anal movie yet… THAT’S why! I’m a girl in demand! Hahahaha! You know what though? I’m busting my ass to boost my name and so far, with getting a gig in an Adam Sandler movie and having a busy month like this, I think I’m dong pretty damn good! You know that song ‘Amazing’ by Kanye West??? That’s totally how I feel right now! Hahahahaha!

Uh-oh!!!! What happens when you put two of the industry’s biggest loud mouths/troublemakers together???

Christian XXX and I squashed EVERYTHING today and managed to be in the same room and actually shoot a scene today without throwing punches! lol.

Is the apocalypse upon us??? Hahahahahaha…

Phoenix had asked me a couple of weeks ago if I’d shoot a scene for Naughty America… directed by Christian. Ummm… WHAT?!?!?! Honestly, Christian and I had never met, and there really wasn’t any legit drama between us other than both of us being loud mouths and talking shit due to hearsay. But, we’re both really stubborn, so it is what it is. So, after Phoenix asked me, I knew what I had to do: DO IT! I hadn’t shot a scene for Naughty America in about a year, and the whopping three scenes they have with me SUCK! Two of them are with Chris Johnson, and they were his third and forth scene ever. The other was with Chris Canon and, let’s face it, he’s a nice guy, but he just can’t hang these days! Or, maybe ‘hanging’ is the problem…??? So anyway, I knew I was due for an update and I wanted to get a GREAT scene out there… and I knew I could put up with Christian for a couple hours to get it done.

Over the course of a couple weeks or so, Christian and I exchanged a few text messages regarding the scene, and we were very cordial, so I knew we wouldn’t have any problems. I was a bit nervous showing up on set, but he was very welcoming and very polite, but not surprisingly. We walked in and got straight to work.

Filing Out Paperwork

Within a few minutes, Christian was snapping pictures and goofing off with me. I was very comfortable! He uploaded some pictures onto the Naughty America forums almost immediately, and had this to day:

“After some derogatory comments about NA and myself, I decided to help bury the hatchet and improve relations with the gorgeous Jayden Jaymes, misunderstood porn star. So I called her up through Phoenix Marie, and booked her for a shoot today. She is a professional porn star and very organized, prepared, and knows just what to say and do. I am pretty impressed actually. Here are a few pics……more to come.”

I like that he called me ‘misunderstood’. It fits. I’m very misunderstood. I’ve very outspoken… I say what everyone else thinks. And the truth hurts! But, of course, I’m labeled as the bitch for doing so! Whatever…

Shooting 'Pretty-Girl' Pictures

Anyway, we got through the pretty girls, called in Alec Knight for the sex stills, then starting shooting. Alec and I have worked together a number of times and we have great chemistry. I had actually recommended him for the shoot. He’s got a nice dick, he keeps it up, and he can fuck! I love him! The intro to the scene was very… well… real! Christian’s set up: I live with a girl friend of mine. Her older brother has been staying on our couch after getting laid off. I come home from a bad day at work only to find him in his sweats, eating peanut butter from the jar! Why am I upset? That’s the best part: I’m doing so well at work and accomplishing so much that all of my coworkers are hating on me out of jealousy! Hahahaha… welcome to my life! So it was very easy for me to ‘get into character’ for this one! Anyway, Alec gives me some much needs TLC… And y’all know what happens from there!

Afterward, Christian asked if he could take me to lunch. I was a bit hesitant, but I went. We stopped at a little hole-in-the-wall Mexican joint and the food was great! Better yet, our conversation was great! We sat and talked for an hour and a half about this business. You know, I get so down about all the bad publicity I get in this business, but I know I’m doing something right if they’re all talking. And, after hearing it from someone else (yet again!), I know I’m on the right path! If they see a threat, I guess they’re gonna try to stop it!

Not this bitch…

One of the best vacations… EVER!!! Hehehehehe!

SkySkrape, Me, Chuck and Lynda at Metropolis

It started a little rough, I’ll admit. My flight was at 6:05am, meaning I had to leave my place at 4am to be at LAX no later than 4:30. Well , my girl Phoenix and I were supposed to go together, as I had mentioned, but I sent Phoenix a text message around midnight asking her about the XRCO Awards, and in turn I ended up getting a call and comforting her over some mishaps. She had some personal things to take care of and didn’t want to leave. As much as I LOVE her, I was a bit upset. I wouldn’t have minded going to Montreal by myself because I had a lot of friends already out there, but my big concern was, “I don’t wanna go to the fights by myself!” lol. I immediately got on the phone with my girl friend Lynda, who’d been dying to go anyway, and TOLD her to pack her bags! Of course, you can’t transfer a plane ticket from one name to another, so I ended up finding a cheap plane ticket (for $550), last minute, but on a different flight than mine. Whatever… we were going! So, Lynda came over at about 2am, helped me pack my bags, drove me to the airport at 4, went home to pack her bags, and her flight was at 11:55am. I got to Montreal around 7pm, and Lynda was due in at midnight.

I made my way through customs, got my bags, stopped at an ATM to get Canadian cash, and headed for the hotel. When I arrived at the Marriott Chateau Champlain, it was a mob scene outside! I didn’t realize that ALL the fighters were staying there! Wow!!! People waiting outside with cameras, t-shirts, posters, etc., waiting for their favorite fighters to walk by. Well, I got to my room, showered, started getting ready for my hosting event with TapouT at Opera. I’d been texting Skrape (one of the owners of TapouT) and we planned on meeting and heading to the party all together since he knew I was solo for a few hours. I also managed to get a hold of Chuck after weigh-ins, so I want to his room that was just one floor above me, to say hello. When I walked in, there was a small group hanging out, including his brother, his assistant, his daughter, and a couple friends. They were all chatting over the TV and talking about plans for the weekend. I hung around for about 30 minutes and skipped out on dinner with the group due to the fact that I had to get my ass ready for this party!

I went to Skrape’s hotel, The Queen Elizabeth, around 10pm. Our plan was to leave early, about 10:30, but, of course, we ran late! Skrape and I hung out and chatted for a while in his room while he got ready. We eventually met Dan (aka Punkass) and their assistant in the lobby around 11:30. Of course, they got hassled for a few pictures. Skrape also decided to help me out with a little free publicity by pulling me into pics and introducing me. Hey, I’ll take what I can get! Hahaha! We finally rolled out to Opera around midnight.

Skrape and I (and bottles of Moet!) at Opera

We got to the club around 12:10, and went straight to out VIP tables. Once again, fans, fans, and more fans EVERYWHERE. Fans of TapouT, fans of mine, old friends, new friends, etc. It was a good group. We had HUGE bottles of Moet and Belvedere flowing and we enjoyed ourselves amongst UFC Ring Girls Edith and Logan, UFC commentator Mike Goldberg, Fighters Gray Maynard and Tyson Griffin, a couple Chargers players, and a bunch of others. I also modeled the new TapouT clothing (and bikini!) in the fashion show. All the while, Lynda was landing, the airline delayed her bag, and she was checking into the hotel.

The club closed at 3am, and we headed back to the Queen Elizabeth. Lynda was ready to get out on the town at that point, so she met us in Skrape’s room, then we all headed out to a little cafe around the corner and enjoyed some cheese pizza and poutine… which we now LOVE!!! The running joke all weekend: “Let’s get some Pu-Tang!” Hahahaha!

Lynda and I at Metropolis

Lynda and I got back to out hotel around 5am and passed out. I woke up at about 3pm to her taking pictures of me sleeping! (Not flattering!) And, since Lynda didn’t have her bags, we went shopping!!! Leaving the hotel, I was approached by a group of about 5 young men, all with stacks of 8×10′s for me to sign. I signed autographs and took pictures for about 10 minutes, and we continued to St. Catherine to shop. We saw a really cool scarf in the window at a store, so we treated Skrape to a costume-gift. Lynda purchased some necessities, including lots of makeup so she could get through the weekend. We rushed back to the hotel to be ready by 9pm for the fights.

We both looked gorgeous for the fights and enjoyed a few drinks from our seats. We were disappointed over Chuck’s loss, and extremely disappointed in Silva’s fight because it practically put us to sleep! Skrape went backstage after Chuck’s loss, and texted me during Silva’s fight to meet him outside so we could head to Metropolis for the after-party.

Lynda and I

The after-party had a GREAT turnout! We all drank from the unlimited Belvedere bottles, posed for the constant flashes from photographers and, of course, enjoyed ourselves. Chuck and Anderson Silva were both in great spirit considering their fights.

The club shut down around 3am, and, after sitting around for a bit afterwards chatting with everyone, we headed to the limo. We dropped off Lynda at the Marriott where Skrape couldn’t avoid more fan pictures. Of course, I was spotted in the car and had to step out for a few, as well. I didn’t spend the night in my own room that night, but I strolled in and woke up Lynda around 2:30 the next afternoon!

Lynda, Skrape and Me at Metropolis

Sunday was a lazy day. We did NOTHING but lay around, visit Chuck in his room for a bit, and lay around some more! We did have a nice group dinner at a great sushi restaurant with Chuck and EVERYONE, and from there we went to Opera… again! We got a couple tables and a lot of vodka! By 1am, we were DONE! I didn’t realize that I drank way too much sake at dinner and way too many Vodka and cranberries until I got back to the room and puked… twice! Ewww!!! I’m a ‘special occasion’ kind of drinker, so this weekend was way too much for me to handle and it all came up! So much for spending my last night there with my guy! Ugh!!!

Gray Maynard, Lynda and I, and Tyson Griffin at Opera

Lynda’s flight was a 9am, so she packed early and let me sleep. She said goodbye as she snuck out. My alarm went off at noon, and I had a flight at 4. Customs was a nightmare, as always, but I made it through without vomiting! I tried to gag down a burger from Burger King (greasy food usually helps a hangover), but I took about three bites and I was done! I slept on the plane, barely made my second flight out of Chicago, and enjoyed ‘Marley and Me’ on the flight into LAX. Lynda picked me up at the airport at about 10pm and we headed home, reminiscing about our fabulous weekend.