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That’ll teach her to talk shit! Hahahaha. Slut! I don’t think people realize that when they sign up for my blog and stuff, I have record of email addresses and IP address… Don’t fuck with me and piss me off! Hahahaha. (Don’t worry… Secret’s are safe with me as long as you aren’t rude.) What I’ll never really understand is why people that I don’t know go out of their way to be rude. (Hey, getting hate mail once a YEAR isn’t so bad… She probably caught her boyfriend beating off to me and she’s pissed cuz she can’t ride a dick quite like I can!) Don’t get me wrong… You can’t phase me… I think it’s fucking funny! And hell yeah I’ll put it on blast!!! 

What’s weird is I HATE RUDE PEOPLE!!! Like I said, why go out of your way just to be mean or rude or obnoxious or whatever??? I mean, I know I’m known as a fucking BITCH for some of the shit that I talk. But, (and I JUST had this conversation with a friend the other day) I don’t talk shit just to talk shit. I run my mouth when I see it necessary. I talk shit about unprofessional people, dumb asses, rudeness, etc. I’m not the kind of person to attack someone just because. I don’t judge people. I give everyone a fair chance. But when you upset me or piss me off, the only way I know how to deal is to write. I’ve never been good with ‘talking it out’. (Ask any of my exes about emails! Ha!) So anyway, for people to lash out at me via a small little tidbit of ‘hate mail’ or whatever you want to call it, especially when you don’t know me personally, it’s just LAME!!!

Anyway….

WHAT’S UP EVERYONE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

It’s been a few weeks since my last post… I know, I know… I’m lagging!!! I’m sorry!!! I’ve been so busy and just constantly on the go… And I LOVE to write, so I’ll sit for two hours and just go at it! Well, I canceled my scene this morning (girlie issues), so I’m lounging on the couch right now watching E! News (LAME!) and catching everyone up on my life.

You know, come to think of it, I think I start most of my blogs with “I’ve been so busy…” blah, blah, blah… Hey, busy is good, I guess…

On that note, work is good!!! I shoot scenes three days a week, on average. I’m also shooting A LOT for my website, which is doing VERY WELL, by the way. Of course, a great, big THANK YOU goes out to all of my fans and members for that one!!!

On top of shooting, I had also been in contact with one of the top feature dancing agencies in order to get myself out there and make myself more easily available for all of my fans to come see me… However, I haven’t heard from them in the past few weeks… Hmmm… UNPROFESSIONAL!!! Geez… Here I am, willing to work my ass off and travel and give them a percentage… and they can’t manage a few bookings?!?!?! I’m not sure if it amazes me or not, though… People in this industry are so flakey!!! But, it could be me… I mean, I haven’t tried to contact them either… Am I missing something??? Was I supposed to do something and forgot??? Maybe I should shoot them an email and find out what’s going on with that.

While we’re on the subject of feature dancing: I’VE GOT A SHOW COMING UP!!! Yay!!!

Saturday, October 17 at 10:00pm (I suggest you get there early), at Flesh Showgirls (100 W Hospitality Lane, San Bernardino, CA)

I grew up in that area, and because they recently reopened, they’ve asked that I be their first feature. To be completely honest, I had visited this place years ago and it wasn’t all that great. But, it’s been remodeled and looks GREAT, it’s got a full bar now (so, yes, 21 and over only), and the management is awesome. They’ve planned some radio advertisements for me, and I believe they’re trying to coordinate an in-store signing for me at a local ‘toy store’ as well. (If/when that happens, I’ll make sure to provide the info.) I’ve already gotten a HUGE response about the show (like I said, it’s my home town, so everyone’s excited!) and we’re expecting a big turn out, so not only am I excited, but it’s making me a little nervous!!! Either way, I’m sure it’ll go great. I’m getting some new music sorted out and putting new costumes together and I think it’s going to be a great night.

Oh!!! Exciting!!! I got a call from the casting agency that sent me to Denver to shoot the last movie, and they said that they had a huge project that they thought I’d be perfect for and asked me to come read for it. I was excited that they wanted me, but that also made me super nervous!!! I got my sides at about 10:00 the night before the reading, so I didn’t feel very prepared. But, the casting agent seemed to like me. However, I left the place and never expected to hear anything back.

Four days later, I got a voicemail from the casting agency saying that they wanted me back for a second reading. What?! Really?! Wow!!! So, I reprinted my sides, studied them for an hour while soaking in the bathtub, then read to myself in the mirror for two straight hours that night, and for an hour that morning. I HAD IT DOWN!!! I walked into the building with confidence, was greeting be everyone, I was introduced to the director and got to read in front of him… and I thought it was really well. The director even asked me about my availability over the next couple of weeks. Good sign??? I don’t know… I guess we’ll find out!!! It’s only been a few days, so I’m waiting it out. I’m hoping to hear from them, but it won’t break me if I don’t.

The project??? Well, there’s a movie that’s been shot already called ‘Deep In The Valley‘, with personalities such as Denise Richards and Kim Kardashian. Of course, the movie is about porn. Well, they’re looking for a host for all of the DVD extras, someone to walk the viewer through the ‘making of’ and ‘behind the scenes’ footage. The host would be a sexy secretary type, and would also slowly strip out of her clothing throughout the 90 minute commentary while making very dry sexual remarks. Or course, I thought the role was perfect for me, as well. But those mainstream people make me nervous!!! I feel like it’s a little more judgmental than porn. Hollywood is full of stick-thin women… I’m CURVY!!! I’m got double-D boobs that make me look pretty top-heavy, and I’ve got a big bubble butt!!! Yeah, I’ve got pretty tone arms and legs and a flat tummy, but the curves usually don’t play well on camera… Unless, of course, you’re in a porn movie! lol. So, I didn’t want to go read and have them thing, “Well, she’s great… But too thick!” But, there were a couple other girls reading when I went in for the second one and, not to toot my own horn, but I surprisingly was more in shape than any of them! Plus, I walked in and they put me right in to read, skipping over the other girls.

Maybe I’ll get it… Maybe I won’t… But I’ll keep everyone posted regardless…

Let’s see… What else is going on… Oh! I’ve started dieting a little. Okay, I’m a girl, y’all know how that goes! lol. I’ve been doing my best to watch what I’m eating. I’m steering clear of junk food (I don’t cook… so I LOVE fast food!), I’m snacking on fresh fruits and veggies, trying to watch the soda intake (I’m addicted to caffeine and get a headache if I don’t get any), and I’m cooking… a little! Hahaha! I live right around the corner from a Whole Foods market, so I go often and pick up healthy snacks. I snack on things like grapes and celery all day and eat a descent dinner. However, like I said, I’m a girl so dieting usually doesn’t work out! lol. Hey, we PMS… We get cravings like pregnant women! For a week out of the month, we want salt and sugar and it makes it really hard!!! But, I’m doing my best to stick to it. I don’t want to lose a bunch of weight or anything, but I need to be a little healthier and tone up a little. I don’t need to be a twig to be happy. I’m a curvy girl and I like being a curvy girl, but I’d like to fit back into those expensive jeans that are in my closet collecting dust! When I can put those back on, I’ll be happy.

Anyway, I know I’m taking sort of a ‘sick day’, but I’m not completely immobile… I’ve got shit to do while I’m hear at home. (Laundry it piling up!!!) Hope everyone is doing great… and I wish you a good week, as well…

Kisses, lovers!!!

So, I just wrapped MY final scene for the mainstream film I’ve been working on, ‘The Frankenstein Brothers’ and I’m sooooooooo tired!!! I’ve been here since Thursday and, frankly, I’m bored!!! I mean, being on set is busy and exhausting, but there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING around my hotel and no one else from the movie is staying here. I just feel lonely because there’s nothing to do and no one to talk to… So life has revolved around phone calls and texts, forums, Twitter, etc… LAME!!!

Anyway, I’m freakin’ TIRED, but I wanted to post a few pictures before I doze off before my 5:50 flight…

Margarita, the AMAZING makeup artist, airbrushing my face, making me beautiful for my scenes!

Ready for my first scene! Well, I had to lose the robe... I was down to just my panties! We filmed the 'love scene' and the 'morning after' scene this day.

With Andrew, the makeup assistant, on our second night in Colorado... Right after we realized he locked his keys in his car!!! Grrrrr!!! Great memories in Lakewood, Colorado!!! lol.

Hahahahahah... We decided that security should be in trouble, for once!!! lol. He was actually helping us with the car situation, but we made him pose for a couple pics!

The perfect afternoon in Colorado with Margarita!!! lol. As we ventured into Denver (about 20-30 miles away), we stopped to go sightseeing... FUN!!!

Posing for a pic overlooking Colorado with Margarita and Andrew.

Hahahahaha. We have NO IDEA who Buffalo Bill is, but we visited his grave and the little museum!

5am or so, on set at 'Shotgun Willie's', the strip club, getting ready to film my 'stripper' scenes with the main characters!

With Boris Lee Krutonog, the executive producer of 'Dog, the Bounty Hunter' and also an actor is several movies and tv shows. Super sweet guy!

Workin' my magic up on stage while the characters entered the strip club... FUN!!!!

More of me on the stage, playing 'Destiny', the stripper! lol.

The crew, watching the monitor as we're filming the 'end of the night' at the strip club. The cast is pretty fuckin' cool to work with!

Had to throw it in there: A pic of the character's birthday cake... A black girl with her legs spread nice and wide!!! Hehehehehe...

As far as the movie, I can’t give too much information. It’s called ‘The Frankenstein Brothers’… GREAT, FUNNY script and a cast that works amazing together!!! I can’t wait for this one to finish up!!! Yay!!!! Keep a lookout for it… and I’m sure I’ll keep you posted if I hear anything!

I’m going to nap before I leave for the airport… Have a great afternoon everyone!!!

My OFFICIAL Twitter account: www.twitter.com/xxxjaydenjaymes

Some FAKE account: www.twitter.com/jaydenxxxjaymes

(It’s been reported to Twitter and I’m doing what I can to have it taken care of… Please BLOCK this account.)

So, I’m in Colorado (about 30 miles outside of Denver) shooting a couple scenes in a mainstream movie and I’m having so much fun!!!

However, I’m having an issue!!! Oh my God!!! Some people are so freakin’ LAME!!! I’ve been getting a lot of phone calls from friends of mine: “Did you start a new Twitter account?” Ummm… NO!!! Apparently some PSYCHO-STALKER fan has created a Twitter account, contacting all of my personal friends: “Hey!!! It’s me!!…” blah, blah, blah… As well as, “Ugh! xxxJaydenJaymes is FAKE!!! Block her!!!” Wow!!!

Seriously?!?!?! I’m sorry, but how pathetic does your life have to be for you to pretend to be someone else and actually try to persuade people to believe you??? I’m not really letting it bother me, but I’m having a really good laugh at it as well as all of my friends. I mean, c’mon!!! My official website, my official blog (here), and my official myspace page all link to MY OFFICAL TWITTER ACCOUNT. I’m sure he/she’s convinced an idiot or two, but please! Not gonna work, hunny!

And, since you’re such a freak and I know you’re reading this right now… Seriously, you’re quite obviously a complete, pathetic loser! I mean, there’s really no words to describe how fucking lame you’re coming off here. If your life is that bad that you feel the need to pretend you’re someone else, just go shoot yourself in the fucking face, you douche bag!

On another note, filming is going GREAT!!! I’d love to talk about it, but I really can’t… Sorry!!!! 

xoxox

J

* * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

OMG!!! I got a comment from the Twitter person!!!! I’m just gonna copy and paste!!!

Wow….

“OK OK , i’m a 29 year old male from massachusetts , i’m just gonna lay it all on the table , lol i really kill myself if you can’t tell already , i guess i am a loser cuz i did this , ive never done anything like this before , i’m home sick with the flu , twitter is pretty gay if your a regular person , what are you gonna do go on and look at what famous people are doing , that will never talk back to you , and see your favorite porn stars talking to each other , In My Experiment , i got to talk to alot of cool people and some porn stars i really sweat , and now i can say “i talked to them before ( like no big deal) yea i talked to puma swede before , she wants to do a scene with me , LMAO
P.S – jim jones wants to have sex with you seriously , he hit me up from his verified twitter with like a million friends , his personal email too,LOL Plus youve been talking about me for a couple days , i’ve seen everything you’ve ever done ,I freaking love you , well you and jenaveve joliE SHE HIT ME UP BUT I THINK THATS SOME KIND OF BOT/FAN SITE Lifes boring , well maybe not yours , but im sure i spiced it up alittle , at one point you must of saiD He ? she/it / this loser /lolife IS GOOOD ! lol
well i’m going to delete my account now before i get kicked off buy Mr. Twitter Himself , Love You , LMAO HIT ME UP IF YOUD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME ************@HOTMAIL.COM“

Since we were shooting content today, Ivan brought me a disc with some random pictures and video on them from this past weekend and I wanted to share…

Veena and I having just pulled up to the Cowboy Palace, ready to line dance our asses off!!!

I'm not abnormally tall... I'm only 5'8". Veena's MAYBE 5'1" and 100 pounds!!! Bitch! lol.

Cheesin' at the bar!

Shakin' our booties on the dance floor!!!

Doin' the electric slide... The EASIEST line dance EVER!!!

Leaving the bar, on our way to Jerry's for a late night snack!!!

Grubbin!!! Vee had a corn dog, I had a grilled cheese! Yumm!!!

Participating in a variety show in Hollywood. I was asked to draw an animal. I can't draw, so I sketched a retarded looking gold fish!

Being complete dorks during intermission!

Veena LUVS Jayden!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehehehe… Overall, I’d say we had a pretty good weekend! A lot of goofing around and a lot of fun!!!

I have to apologize for not being able to update my blog as much as I’d like to. My schedule is so hectic that I hardly find the time to relax long enough to even think about posting!  Luckily, my schedule hasn’t been jam-packed with naughty shoots lately. Yes, I’m working… duh! But I’m taking it easy right now. I’ve launched the site and I’ve put 100% of my focus on that. I’m also very proud to report that it’s doing WONDERFUL, even in just the couple of weeks it’s been up! Yay!!!

Let’s see if I can think back far enough to fill you in on what I’ve been doing… Ummm….

I did an orgy shoot for Zero Tolerance about a week ago. Actually, I didn’t know it was an orgy until I showed up! lol. But it ended up being one of the best times I’ve ever had on set! My scene was with Julia Ann, Raylene, Lux Kassidy, Courtney Cumms, Alyssa Resse, and Kylie Ireland… and a BUNCH of other girls as extras (walking around topless throughout the scene). It’s usually hard to get a GREAT orgy scene, especially when you’re working with a bunch of girls. There’s usually a girl or two (or most!) that don’t really like girls so they’re afraid to go muff-diving, or there’s a girl or two who’s hygiene isn’t quite up to par (to put it nicely!)… But we had a GREAT day! The shoot went so smoothly, all of the girls were totally into the scene and the sex ROCKED! Kylie Ireland managed to get me off with her fingers deep inside me while I played with Lux… I buried my tongue deep into Alyssa Resse… I learned that Julia Ann is an AMAZINGLY passionate kisser… Raylene is a fucking knockout… and I have a new porn-crush on Courtney Cumms, who managed to get me off several times! I wouldn’t mind having at it again with her. Hehehehe. Yeah, I know, I’m a perv!

Oh, that reminds me, I also did a content shoot with Jordan Kingsley. I honestly hadn’t heard her name before that day, but she came in, got her makeup done, through a collar and a lease around her neck and told me to let her have it! I was SOLD at that point! I like being the dominate one! So, we fucked on huge, oversized mirrors with a pile of blow (actually, it was Splenda!), a straw and a razor next to us. I had her blindfolded, shoving her face into our pretend drugs, feeding it to her and licking it off her, then she did that same to me. She also got me off while I was pouring hot wax on her! God, it was a HOT scene. My camera man was in awe at the end of that one. And when you can actually make a porn director’s jaw drop, a man that watches people fuck for a living and is so immune to it, you know you’ve done something wonderful!

I shot another scene for Elegant Angel over the weekend. As HOT as the scene was and as amazing as the whole set up and everything went, I’m sworn to secrecy about it… and I’m pissed! lol. It was one of those that I can’t wait to brag about!!! But, it’s a HUGE movie, and I’m not going to be the one to blow the cover. As soon as they start the promo, I’ll start sharing the dirty details!!! Ahhhhhhhh… it’s killing me!!! Y’all are gonna love this one!

Oh! Exciting news! (I just got another email about it, had to share!) I’ve been offered the part of ‘Stripper’ in a mainstream movie that’s shooting in Denver this month! Whoohoo!!! I’ve read the script and it’s great. Really funny! So, yeah, I play a stripper in the movie, the only stripper that interacts with the main characters (who I have to keep a secret for now), I’m in two scenes and it is a speaking role! I don’t have many lines, but I do have a few. I get to party with the main guys, give one a lap dance, and one of them ends up back at my place. It’s going to be so much fun! I’m flying to Denver on Thursday, actually. My car is picking me up bright and early and I’m spending my weekend filming. Yay!!!  

To be honest, mainstream movies isn’t something I’m necessarily interested in. As much as porn is becoming more and more accepted, a porn girl will never get an Oscar. It’s a silly goal, if you ask me. Once you’ve fucking on camera, you’ve pretty much screwed yourself in that area! But, I’ve had a few project thrown at me, I’ve done ONE audition in my life, I’ve danced in a few music videos, and I had a small part in a projectively HUGE movie thats due out next year. I don’t try for anything. I’ve never been to an acting class. I don’t really care. But, this part was just offered to me, so I took it. They’re paying my rate, so I’m there! Hey, if the scenes don’t hit the cutting room floor, it’s great exposure!

Oh, I’ve also been trying to shoot more reality-type stuff for you guys! I have a lot of followers on the YouTube videos that I do and I’ve had a lot of requests for MORE!!! So, I’m filming what I can. I’m trying to do ‘different’ things. My girl friend Veena has joined me in acting completely stupid on camera for your entertainment. She’s so shy, but when that camera’s rolling, she’s fucking crazy!!! I love it!!! So anyway, we drug my videographer, Ivan, out line dancing on Friday night! lol. I actually LOVE line dancing and I hadn’t done it in so long… and I forgot how difficult a lot of them are! (The electric slide is my best friend!) But, we got some great footage from the dance class and us participating on the dance floor. Although I was the only country music fan among us, we ALL had fun. Next on our list: indoor skydiving!!! (I’m too pussy to jump out of a plane!)

Veena and Me

Funny, after a long night a line dancing and a late night dining experience at Jerry’s Deli filming what we’ll refer to as “Two Girls, One Brownie”, we decided to head to City Walk at Universal Studios on Saturday. We wanted to walk around and shop a little, then see a movie. We purchased our tickets to see ‘The Final Destination’ and proceeded to shop. (And, just so we’re clear, I think the Final Destination movies are crap. The first one was good, then they got stupid. But I wanted to see this one because it’s in 3D!) After wondering around and enjoying a little sushi, we headed to the theatre about 40 minutes before the start time as to get a good seat.

Veena and me, goofing off with a California roll and our 3D glasses!

 To our surprise, as we’re walking into the theatre, we bump into Ivan and Sarah Vandella! And, it just so happens that they were bored and decided to see a movie as well. Even weirder… they were seeing the same movie as we were… at the same time!!! So, we all sat together with our awesome 3D glasses and were miserable! lol. The movie sucked! Bad acting from the get-go! Then, there were two screaming kids in the theatre! Okay, first of all, it’s a rated R, blood-and-guts, 3D movie… NOT suitable for children! Second, if you must bring your kids, take them out when they start crying!!! Why ruin the movie for everyone else???

Veena, Me and Ivan getting ready to watch the movie.

One of the screaming kids was at the end of the row we were sitting in. After listening to the thing cry for about 5 minutes straight, I looked over there and yelled over the whole theatre (during a quiet part in the movie), “Oh my God! Shut the kid up!” Surprise! It never made a peep after that! And I got praise from EVERYONE around me for doing that. Then, towards the end of the movie, the second kid at the bottom of the theatre starting screaming. By then, Sarah had had enough and she yelled over everyone, something about the kid being in a movie that was rated R. Amazingly enough, it shut up! lol. Seriously though… We’re seeing an adult movie, not a disney movie! We don’t want to listen to screaming kids! lol.

As for the rest of my weekend, I relaxed, cleaned the house a bit, took Veena to the train station in Downtown LA so she could visit a friend in New Mexico… Now, I’m sitting here, writing my life story, slowly packing necessities for my content shoot with Mariah Milano and Savannah Stern tomorrow, and doing laundry so I can pack for my trip to Denver. I’ll actually be coming and going from home for a while: I get back from Denver late Sunday, flying to Miami on Monday and shooting all day on Tuesday and flying back that night, then leaving for San Diego on Thursday to spend the weekend there with my girl friend Lynda and some friends from Texas. It’s going to be a BUSY 10 days or so, but it’s all fun stuff! I’m excited!!! I’ll do my best to take lots of pics and video for you guys.

I’m off to bed now. It’s early, but I’ve got a LONG day tomorrow. Kisses, everyone!

Oh, and a few of you have asked for “MORE VEENA”. Hehehehe… I’m working on a couple things for her… But I’ll have more info soon…