I’m on a freakin’ roll with all of the charity that I’ve been doing this holiday season!!! But, after the funk that I was in and my goal to start guiding myself in order to better myself, I needed to put my focus into something other than just sex! And what better way than to collect toys and nonperishable foods for the children and families in need?!?!?

My goofy ass posing with some of the donations we collected throughout the night.

Last night I hosted a party at Clear in Studio City with my goofy partner in crime, Ivan, and one of my business partners, Jesse. I mentioned to Ivan a couple months ago that I wanted to a charity drive with him, then the one came up at the bowling alley, too. So anyway, the three of us did what we do best and promoted this party like crazy! No hiring of any PR guys (who, frankly, are a fucking joke in this business if you ask me!), no mainstream anything… Just us telling people! And the word spread like fire!!! We had an amazing turnout of porn girls, other industry faces, photographers, and an amazing amount of supportive fans and other civilians. I’d say that 90% of the people that walked through that door had toys or canned goods in their hands!

I’m sorry… It’s totally eating me up inside… Back to the PR guy thing: It’s not in any way, shape, or form a difficult process to have a story put up on any site in this busniess. AVN, XBIZ, TheFloatingWorld, LukeIsBack, whatever be your fancy. If you can’t throw together a couple complete sentences about whatever it is that you’re doing/want to promote and email it to these people yourself… You know, I was gonna say something else, but fuck it… You fucking belong in this business! Go piss away $1000 a month to have some guy write a few phrases about you… Then get your ass up on the bar and fuck a chick in front of everyone like the classless whores that were at my party last night! That $1000 you’re handing out is $1000 less in blow that you’re shoving up your nose.

(Hell, I’m gonna get PLENTY of press of just that one paragraph right there… More than any girl’s gotten from paying a ‘PR Guy’ to do it for her!)

Anyway, back to my party… So, yeah… There were girls getting naked and totally muff-diving on the bar top! WOW!!! I don’t know one of there names, but we’ll just call her Blondie. But the other… No surprise here… was Elena Heiress. I’ve met Elena a few times, and she’s a super nice girl… But she’s got a little addiction to attention. That girl runs around everywhere with her clothes off, grabbing on dudes and chicks, making out with random people… and sucking on random clits on top of bars for EVERYONE to see, take pictures of, and videotape… for FREE! Granted, this is the same girl that I worked with a while back in Miami that I was told “has a very particular ‘yes list’ and doesn’t work with just anyone!” So… You won’t do one guy because you fear he might be dirty because you don’t know his home life… Bitch! You’re contracting herpe-gono-syphil-aids on the fucking bar RIGHT NOW! LMFAO!!!!! I just don’t get it. (But hey… Ivan managed to get A LOT of it on video and you best believe I will be using it!)

Everyone was looking back at me, while I’m sitting in a corner in my Ugg boots and trucker hat, texting and chewing on a fucking straw, giving me the head nod and a thumbs up: Jayden Jaymes sure knows how to throw a party!!! It was all good, I guess… some of my friends, like some guys from SubNoize Records, had never quite been to a party like this one! Hell, even one of my good friends got a blowjob in the bathroom! High-fucking-five, bro!

You know, for the most part, I love my job. But I ask this all the time and everyone that knows me can vouch for it, but when did this ‘job’ stop being a ‘job’ and become THIS??? I was saying last night, “It’s one thing to earn a living by having sex on camera… But, when you’re in public, have a little bit of self control and some class!” Have a drink, makeout with your girlfriend, cool… But fucking a chick on a bar… OMG!!! It’s disgusting! No one, no matter what industry you’re in, on one likes to take work home with them. It’s not healthy. Apparently porn girls missed the memo! Oh wait… What am I talking about… They’re porn girls… THEY DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER! Shit, I always forget! I always think that they’re the whores on my turf… When really I’m the brains on their turf!

Oh… I also saw a few people (i.e. agents!) try to sneak some girls into the club last night an get thrown out because of no ID or a bad fake ID… I’ve got nothing to say to that but: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Seriously, it’s a CLUB that serves ALCOHOL! Let’s all use our brains (hell, if all of them put theirs together, they might equal one): YOU’RE GONNA NEED ID!!!!!!! 

Overall, it was a great night and it kept me very much entertained! And the fact that little cutie Gia Jordan approached me and gave me praises about my blog and told me how much some others at AVN love my blog, it gives me the strength to lay it on think again. To people that are ‘normal’, it makes sense. I state the facts and make fun of all the bullshit. Those that are getting offended are the ones that fit right into my sleeze-stories! What the fuck to I care what people think anymore??? Remember all the publicity bullshit I was talking about… I get plenty of it doing what I do best! Heheheheheheheh!

On to more positive stuff… I don’t have any pictures yet, other than the couple I took with my cell phone, but I’m sure I’ll be getting an insane amount of pictures over the next couple of days as the photographers upload all of theirs and I will be posting them for you!!! Also, Ivan and I will be taking all of our collected goods to a local fire house (one that a friend of mine works at), and I plan on baking the boys a cake and delivering everything in a sexy Santa suit! Don’t worry… I’ll film it all!!! See… I can do charity work and be a little sexy at the same time!!!

Oh… and Merry Christmas everyone!!! (Watch out for this guy sneaking into your house on Christmas Eve!!!

Hahahahahahahah!!!!

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