I know I’m a little behind with the new update, and I plan on working on that later, but until then, here’s an interview I did a couple days ago with Whack Magazine while on set for Zero Tolerance (It was EARLY… There’s a complete lack of enthusiasm and a lot of sarcasm):

WHACK! Can you give us your basic background information? Name, age, hometown, years in the business so far?

JAYDEN JAYMES Well, my name is Jayden Jaymes. That’s Jaymes with a “Y” because I’m not Britney Spears’ fucking kid. I actually had the name before that. I remember getting emails saying, “Oh my god, Britney Spears just named her kid after you.” I’m twenty four. I’ve been in the business for three and a half years; I started November of ‘06. Hometown? Oh. I don’t wanna say haha. Let’s just say I was born and raised in Southern California.

W! How did you get your start in the industry?

JJ I fucking hate that question. Well, I was dancing to put myself through college and it was just something that I had thought about doing because I thought it was, like, glamorous. Little did I know. And I don’t know, I had just mentioned it to a few people and this girl that I danced with knew a director and I met that director and he introduced me to an agent and the rest is history!

W! What were you doing before porn?

JJ I danced before porn while I went to college for business. I have a bachelor’s degree in business and before that I was a licensed insurance sales person. (sarcastically) I’m edu-ma-cated!

W! What’s something—either career minded or something you’re just passionate about—that you’d like to do after you decide to leave the adult industry?

JJ Anything I’d be interested in? I love advertising. I love entertainment. I know a lot of people in the industry. I don’t know. I couldn’t name any specifics. I love entertainment but I also love, love, love, to work with autistic children. That is one of my passions. I have such a fascination for the disease. It just, oh god, it just opens my heart. I’d love to do it.

W! So, what are you shooting today? What type of scene? For who? With who?

JJ I’m shooting with James Deen.

W! What is your individual movie count up to now? Movies and scenes, alike.

JJ Um, I’ve got about three hundred internet scenes. I think over a hundred and fifty movie titles

W! So, an idea has been floating around WHACK! Magazine about setting up The XXX Games. If you didn’t know, the regular X Games are competitions that focus on extreme sports. The WHACK! spin on it, The XXX Games, would involve you, porn stars, competing against each other to see which of you are the best at your “sport”. A few examples of the different “events” would be who can deep-throat the best, who can run the fastest in stripper heels, and maybe who is the ultimate “Super Slut” (the Super Slut would be the best of the best in several different “skills”). So, if you competed in The XXX Games, which skill do you think you’d most likely win the gold for?

JJ What am I good at? I can’t deep throat for shit. I have bad gag reflexes. Like every now and then, I can do it but then oh my god I actually almost puked yesterday. I had to deep throat on set. Um, I think I give a really good blow job. I have had men in my personal life tell me that I should write a book so that way they can give it to their wives. That’s so bad. I like unavailable men, okay?! 
**W!: I didn’t even catch that haha! 
**JJ: Oh, duh! They’re like, “Can you write a book so I can give it to my WIFE so she learns how to suck dick?”

W! If you could turn any mainstream movie into a parody and be a character in it, what movie would it be and who would you play?

JJ Um, god I hate porn. Has A Clockwork Orange been done already? That’d be pretty fuckin’ cool. My friend had mentioned it. And ever since he mentioned it, I keep hearing this freaking novel come up and it’s been driving me crazy and I just got the book and I’m like “Ahh okay, this is awesome.” So far I’m loving it. After I read the book, I’ll watch the movie.

W! What’s something you haven’t done in porn yet that you’d like to try or are open to doing?

JJ I’ve never done an anal scene. In three and a half years, I haven’t done an anal scene (laughs to herself). I’m kinda interested in doing that. I’m scared. Not about pain, but I don’t wanna poop on someone. Because, you know, c’mon? That shit happens. That’s your butthole. That’s like my biggest fear. But I think it’d be kinda fun to do.
**W! Have you…oh, nevermind. I won’t ask. 
**JJ No, what? Ask it! 
** W! I was gonna as if you’ve done it in your personal life? 
** JJ I have done it in my personal life. But porn sex is a lot different than real life sex. Opening up and sizes of penises. I mean there are so many different aspects of it. And getting fucked in the ass in my personal life wouldn’t be nearly as hard as I would get it on camera.

W! How old were you when you first had sex with a boy? And with a girl?

JJ I really hope you don’t cut me off when you write out this interview but I was fourteen the first time I had sex with a guy, and I didn’t have sex again until I was seventeen. We have to make that clear. I was not a whore at fourteen years old. The first time I had sex with a girl, I was eighteen. She was like twenty eight and it was with her and her boyfriend. Oh god, it was great. We went to Dave & Busters and had a few drinks and I came back and I was, like, sleeping on her couch. And she comes out naked, right? And she’s all fucked up. And she says, “Come in the bedroom.” And I was like, “Okay!” Like, I had made out with girls and stuff. But we all just fucked; it was amazing.

W! What’s one thing you like about boy/girl scenes more than girl/girl scenes? Vice versa?

JJ I like boy/girl scenes over girl/girl because boys man up and take charge. I like to be dominated in my scenes. Not completely dominated, but I need somebody to, like, man handle me. And girls don’t usually do that. A lot of girls are really submissive. I think it’s because they don’t really like girls and they’re just doing it for a paycheck—which fucking sucks. And I like girl/girl over boy/girl because it saves my vagina. I have, like, I swear to you, I don’t have a very deep vagina. And a lot of penises in porn are really long and so they attack my cervix. And it’s not amazing. But yeah, it saves my vagina. And I like girl/girl over boy/girl because I send pictures to my ‘friend’ and he gets all excited. And then we have hot sex.

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W! Who is your “Ultimate Porn Star”? Someone you either look up to or would be star struck by?

JJ (Half Jokingly) I don’t ever get star struck. Porn stars are nobodies. I don’t give a shit about porn. I hate porn. And I hate porn stars. It’s work, you know? My job is work and that’s it and I go home and get on with my life. I don’t even see mainstream actors as superstars. They’re just people doing a job and trying to make a living.

W! Is there anyone in the business that you haven’t worked with yet, but want to?

JJ (As Kagney Lynn Karter is sitting 10 feet away) Yeah, there’s this hot bitch named Kagney. I think she’s great. I would love to have sex with her. With a black man involved. And I know she secretly would love that too.
** KLK Ahh! Don’t tell my secret! 
** JJ I have secrets too! 
** KLK It’s all about the jungle fever. 
** JJ Mmm. Jungle fever!

W! If you could have your way with any mainstream celebrity for one night, who would it be?

JJ The one I’ve already got…

W! Do you have any upcoming promotions, signings, appearances, feature dancing gigs, or new projects? Anything you’d like to plug?

JJ No. Haha, fuck my life. Everyone knows I don’t care. Um, let’s plug my website. Yeah, bitch! JaydenJaymesXXX.com…and it’s Jaymes with a motherfuckin’ “Y”!

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