On the beach.

(Written on my flight home yesterday… Haven’t gotten the chance to actually post it until now… Enjoy!)

I know I’m a little behind on my blog updating, and since I’m right smack in the middle of a flight from Washington DC to Los Angeles and BORED as hell, having slept on my first flight, a two hour trip from Miami to DC (I know, weird flight schedule, but I didn’t book it!) so I can’t sleep now and my Ambien stash is in my suitcase that I checked, so why not use the down time to write, right?

Lynda, working on Phoenix and myself.

So, yes, I’m flying home from Miami having just attended the eXXXotica convention. To be completely honest, this convention had to be the lamest convention I’ve ever attended. I managed to escape the BangBros booth that I was signing at and browse around with my friend/driver/security-guy Eddy, just to see what this convention had to offer and I was so disappointed. There was just a handful of actual PORN vendors that were actually lacking GIRLS, and a whole bunch of other crap… and seriously… CRAP… People promoting their little t-shirt companies, people selling candy in the shape of genitalia, things like that. And good for them for pushing their products, but from the consumer point of view, if I would have paid the $50+ to attend this thing, I’d be let down. Being that it is an adult entertainment convention, you’d expect all kinds of porn companies, porn stars, lots of sex toys, and just porn, porn, porn! But it wasn’t that at all. And, to top it off, not only were these people paying over fifty bucks to get in, but apparently there were girls charing to take pictures, charging for autographs, etc. I even heard a girl say, as someone asked to take a picture with her, “You can take a picture OF me, but I can’t take one with you unless you buy something.” WOW!!! Here I am signing for one of the largest internet networks, getting paid pretty freakin’ well, and handing out shit and taking all kinds of pictures for free! These poor consumers were getting RIPPED OFF by the lame convention itself, then girls were just fucking them harder over getting something as simple as taking a picture! Hard up for money??? Geez…

Screwing around with Marizzle.

Aside from that mess, I didn’t have a horrible time in Miami! Frankly, I get a little frustrated working the conventions, but I did my best to keep my spirits up and keep smiling. I will admit that, of all the conventions I’ve worked in my ‘career’, I had a hard time this weekend! I was (still am!) physically and emotionally EXHAUSTED. Traveling, working, and dealing with stupid drama put quite a strain on me this time around. And, to add to the terrible exhaustion, I had to push so hard to smile while having dudes with bad breath, sweating profusely from the Miami heat, put their arms around me to take pictures, leaving wet spots on my shoulders, all the while turning down their “sexual advances” because they think that ALL porn girls are hookers. I know that sounds HORRIBLE, but luckily not all of the attendees are like that. THANK GOD! lol. It’s just hard to put up with when you’re stuck behind a table, signing for 7 straight hours, wanting so desperately to take a nap.

Sleeping on the job. Oops! (It was a LONG day!)

Enough of the convention. I actually flew out to Miami early this time and was able to enjoy a day off and go to the beach this time! I was so excited! My best friend/makeup artist flew in early with me, and we spent all day Thursday at the beach. We ate and shopped on Lincoln Road, then made out way to the shore, having forgot to actually wear bikinis! Oops. Regardless, we sat on the shore in our jeans, drawing in the sand, taking pictures, and just relaxing. On a more personal level, there was actually about an hour where we sat and didn’t say a word to each other, and I was personally just thinking (as I said early… emotional EXHAUSTED over some shit). You know, I date and whatnot, but It’s been a long time (almost 3 years!) since I’ve been in a ‘relationship’, and I was thinking about the current guy I’ve been talking to and the retarded drama that I was (still am) experiencing and whatnot, and I actually was able to clear my head of all of that shit and sort of realize what I want. But, what I realized didn’t matter at the time anyway. I was there to work and I couldn’t mix the two. I like him a lot, but it’s hard to be ‘Jayden Jaymes’ when I’ve got too much of my personal life on my mind, and I was in Miami to be ‘Jayden Jaymes’, so all that was pushed aside. (Hopefully, now that I’m headed home, I can finally ‘resolve’ everything.)

Nothin' but LOVE!

Speaking of ‘being Jayden Jaymes’, on Saturday night I decided to toss out my rule of not going out while working and hit up a local strip club with some of my local friends. TOOTSIES, baby!!!! I LOVE that place. For those of you that have no idea what I’m talking about, this place used to be a Costco and was renovated into a strip club… It’s HUGE! I absolutely love the setup of that place and it’s always so busy when I go in there. Plus, they always have over 100 girls working at a time! And, being that it’s Miami, there’s a plethora of ASS, and I’m an ass girl! I love a big, round, firm ass and thick, tone legs… GORGEOUS! I had such a great time!!!! 

Out on the town with Lynda.

To top if off the strip club fun, they had a feature dancer there (‘Prinzzess’???) and someone (well, a few people!) had spotted me there and they ended up asking if they could pull me on stage and introduce me. I agreed, but I told them I wasn’t getting naked! I believe they worked it out with the girl first, but I felt kind of bad. The DJ was talking about her and her work and what not, but had said something about her only doing lesbian porn or something and, from the way I remember it, he said something like, “We have lesbian porn star Prinzzess in the house… But we have SUPER porn star Jayden Jaymes in the house! Let’s get HER up on that stage!” I felt bad!!!! He kind of down-played her during her own show!!!!! But, I walked on stage, said hello, and got to participate in her show a little… By removing her panties using nothing but my teeth! Hahaha! (Oh yeah, I did it.) That was it, though. I left the stage after that. I didn’t wanna steal her thunder. However, afterwards, the club manager pulled me aside to inquire about having me there for a week to feature, so I gave him my contact information… and hopefully I’ll be returning to Miami SOON to put on my own show! Yay!!!

Overall, the Maimi trip this time around was nothing short of fabulous. My BFFs Phoenix Marie and Lynda were with me the whole time and it kept my mind of everything else and allowed me to let loose and enjoy myself. However, I am looking forward to landing and returning home to cuddle with my dog and sleep in my own bed!

SMILEY!!!!

Oh… and to keep y’all on your toes… I’m shooting something nothing short of EPIC later this week.. And I’m so excited!!!! I can’t give too much detail… But you know I will when I can!

xoxo

Good Times!!!

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