Where the hell have I been lately?!?! Not updating my blog, obviously! Sorry. Been wrapped up in my own personal conflict with girls, boys, family, life… blah, blah, blah. But, let’s throw that aside… I went to mutha-fuckin’ VEGAS to let loose and enjoy myself away from home and away from everyone.

From beginning to end, the Vegas trip was AMAZING. No, it wasn’t a CRAZY Vegas trip like everyone would expect, it was a pretty mellow little getaway.

We pulled into Vegas at about 11pm on Friday night and went straight to our hotel. Some friends were texting me with info on what parties they were at and whatnot and Lynda and I discussed what we felt like doing as we were waiting in line to check in at the Hard Rock Hotel. We ended up getting lucky right off the bat with a free upgrade to a ‘Celebrity Suite’ since the hotel was over-booked. WOW!!! Talk about a fuckin’ UPGRADE!!! We walked in to marble tiling, two bathrooms, a bar, a lounge, walk-in closet, jacuzzi tub and a freakin’ pool table! Of course, the view out of the three sets of French doors was the insanely large pool area. GORGEOUS!!! The ‘party’ for the night… Our hotel room!

Naw, we really didn’t party. Haha! I was tired from working all day and then driving 5 hours. Lynda had some friends in town who stopped by to say hello. Turns out there were all hopped up on MDMA, but they were cool and ended up hanging out (and passing out for the night!). All the while, my phone was blowing up with text messages “Where are you?!” “Come HERE!”, things like that. Frankly, all I could think about was the fact that I was so tired of all the personal shit and I had an ex-’fling’ in town and I planned on gettin’ NEKKID!!! Hahahaha. Didn’t happen that night. I think I ended up passing out at 3am… Phone was ringing at 8am… Met my parents (who were in Vegas as well) for breakfast… Back to the hotel room to wake up Lynda (her guests were gone by then)… And POOL TIME!

I love the Hard Rock Hotel, but I hate their pool. There’s something in the air there that attracts the Vegas douchebags… You know, the loud, obnoxious white boys wearing Ed Hardy trunks, rocking faux-hawks that they spent WAY too much time on, sporting trendy tats, talking a big game but buying drinks by the glass, and FUCKED UP on blow… OMG!!! Such a turn off!!!

I know a bunch of people at the Mandalay Bay, especially the people that run the pools. I called my friends and gave them a heads up that me and my girl we’re heading over, so they cleared out a bed at the Moorea Pool (the topless pool) for us, escorted us in and took care of us. And, surprise! Lynda’s friends were at the bed right next to us! They were already drunk and celebrating (I think it was a bachelor party weekend for them) so we each ordered cocktails and shared a fruit plate… Free of charge! Awesome. Had a great time at the pool. Its nice to be able to lay out topless without judgement. So many women were out there enjoying their sun and not getting tanlines. It’s nice.

After about 5 hours of soaking up the sun and winning topless chicken fights, we went back to the hotel for a nap. All of my friends were tied up all day due to the TUF (The Ultimate Fighter) Finale going on, so my phone stayed pretty quite until after the fights when it started blowing up with all of the afterparty info. Yeah, party time!

We headed back to the Mandalay Bay at about 10:30pm to meet up with my friend James McSweeney, who was hosting an afterparty at the Foundation Room.

James had a few bottles of Vodka going, so I enjoyed a couple Red Bull/Vodkas… Mainly just to get my energy back after my 3 hour nap! Lynda and I mingled, had some fun, and were also joined my another old friend, Tyson Griffin, amongst others.

While enjoying the company, the club was playing music (duh!) and the music videos were playing on a screen that was right behind our table. Well… Buzz kill!!! Remember my recent post about some guy being a total inconsiderate ASS to me a couple weeks ago? Well…

…Up pops Mr. Musician Man. Yes, that would be the music video for Travie McCoy’s ‘Billionaire’ with Bruno Mars. (And this is where I don’t care what he thinks anymore.) No, I don’t HATE Travis, but I was in Vegas, trying to have a good time and escape the DRAMA (partially having to do with him and THAT bullshit) and that was the last thing I wanted to see and hear. And of course Lynda had to snap a pic! lol. I brushed it off, Lynda poured me another drink, McSweeney made fun of all of my failed attempts at relationships… And the night went on…

After hanging out a bit, we decided to meet up with some friends who were at the local Spearmint Rhino. Of course, I LOVE strippers, so I was READY! The boys said they’d meet us later, so Lynda and I went to meet the others. However… FUCK THE RHINO!!! Hahahaha. We pulled up and couldn’t get anyone to answer their phone… Of course, right?! And, at the Rhino in Vegas, apparently you can’t get in without a male escort. WTF?! We told the bouncer we had a party of a bunch of dudes already inside, and he was the biggest ASSHOLE to us, so I told him to shove it. I wasn’t about to drop a few bills at a club that treated customers like that. We left. But the party didn’t end.

My ex-’fling’ guy had been texting all night, so we then planned for him to come over to my room so we could have our own little party. All the while, Lynda was texting Tyson who convinced her to go to XS at the Encore with everyone. I knew my guy wouldn’t want to go out after the long day he had, so Lynda went on without me and I… Well… You know… I had an AMAZING time!

I think it was 5am when Lynda strolled in DRUNK, waking up me and my friend. We stayed up and bullshitted for another hour and a half before she passed out. I think it was 7am when my friend left. Oh, and I don’t call it the ‘Walk of Shame’… It’s the Walk of ‘GODDAMN, that was GOOD!’. Well, at least it was for him that morning. lol. I didn’t sleep after that. I was wide awake. Fuck.

Lynda was up by 10am and we were packed and out the door by 11am. We had planned on hitting a pool party or two, but were both exhausted and decided to hit the road. I had to be in San Diego by 10am Monday morning so I didn’t mind. And, after making a potty-stop at my parents house on the way home, I had Lynda at her doorstep by 6pm and I was on my couch by 7:30… TIRED!!!

I spent the past 2 days in San Diego doing the live chat stuff for Naughty America, which I’ve been doing A LOT of lately. I like it. I’m such a goofball and I go on there and make an idiot of myself. But, I’m pulling in a nice chunk of change and not fucking anyone for it, so I’m happy! One step at a time, right?! lol.

I’ve also got some other projects that I’m working on and hopefully I (or WE) can have something to show for it within the next few months. Until that takes off, I’m working hard on my website, shooting as much as I can now so I have the stock footage for a long time to come. And, believe me… It’s some HOT shit!!!

Anyway, now that I’m rested and settled, hopefully I can get back on the grind and start updating my blog, my YouTube account, and EVERYTHING else more often.

Take care everyone!!!

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