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texASS

 

I finally did it!!! I got some R&R!!! I know, I know… It seems like a girl like me is always traveling, always going somewhere new to party and whatnot, but I so desperately needed ‘me’ time… Time away from the world… Time away from work and everything to do with work… And I did just that!

My girlfriend Lynda grew up in Texas, near Houston, and she goes home to visit a couple times a year. She knew I had never been to Texas, so when she planned her trip to go home for Independence Day, she invited me along. 

I’m not going to sit here and go into detail like I usually do only because it was a much need vacation and not once was I ‘Jayden Jaymes’… I was just me, enjoying the ‘country’, enjoying life with absolutely no care or worries about it… But I am going to share all of my pics with you! And trust me… a little vid will be up on YouTube, too…

Enjoy!

Me and Lynda, our first night in Texas.

 

I tagged up with bar with JJXXX stickers. They actually didn't mind that I was doing so!

Who adds JACK to a Washington Red Apple shot??? My Texan friends!!! *GAG*

 

Texas homies. Thomas, Me, Lynda and AfroJOE... He may have lost the 'fro, but he won't lose the name!

 

The DJ played 'Billionaire'... Had to make the best of it! (Alcohol + old 'flings' or whatever = a big fat No-No!)

 

Sexy, Lynda! lol. Another round of... Uh... Whatever that it...

 

Choke a bitch!!! Hahahaha. Fucking HAMMERED at this point... Oh, no!!!

Tagged up the urinal in the men's room, too! (Yeah... I went in there! lol.)

 

I'll admit it: Them Texans can out-drink this Cali girl! (But, y'all know I'm not a drinker... I stick to the all natural herb!!!)

 

The next night was alcohol-free!!! lol. Watched UFC at a local bar... Kicked back...

 

Clear Lake with some friends for the 4th of July.

 

Me, Carrie and Lynda, chillin' on the boat.

 

Uuuuhhhh.... I don't know... But I think my body looks good here!!! lol.

 

HOT bikini bodies!!! (Damn! I look PALE!!!)

 

This is Jessica... I don't know what else to say...

BOOTIES!!! And Johnny.

Yep... I'm a stoner...

Had to show off the girlies!!!

 

The girlies... A little, uh... In a different state of mind...

 

There were so many "Beware of Gators" signs, but I never saw any... So I had my own little gator-fight!

Spent our last day at the Kemah Boardwalk. (Had to blur the kids' faces!)

And that was my trip. So much fun yet so relaxing! I definitely plan on going back. I LOVED it!

Had to throw it in... Just for shits and giggles!

13 Responses to “texASS”

  1. Eisenheim Says:

    Really you are Amazing!!, i would like see much more of you, congratulations !!! and a lot of (K)
    Eres la mujer mas sabrosa que conozco, Amor!!

  2. Cody Says:

    I’m glad you had a great time in Texas, sorry the weather the first couple of days sucked. Hopefully you can come back soon. It looks like the lonestar state fit you well.

  3. Romulo Says:

    I got drunk just reading your post.LOL =*

  4. Cindy Says:

    Omg u should have ur own reality show I LUV WATCHIN ur youtube videos!!!!! Put up more more often plsss :)

  5. Jaywin Says:

    Woah I can’t believe one of the most beautiful girls in the world was at Kemah the same time I was. I hope you do come to visit real soon!

  6. Raigyo Says:

    I like you even more now that I know you’re a stoner lol

  7. collegeboy Says:

    Sounds like you need to look outside CA more often for time off. And guys that will treat you a bit better. I don’t know how anyone really thrives there (CA) without a good upbringing. Great blog, though, pretty interesting to this local yokel…

  8. fowlsunlimited Says:

    Hey wish I would have known you were in Houston could have shown you and your friends some fun hotspots around the area.

  9. Joe Nobody Says:

    Glad you got some R&R. That area of Texas isn’t bad. I bet it was nice to just get away. I also highly recommend Kauai, Hawaii or Bar Harbor, Maine…

    Totally awesome places to relax..

    Though you need to set aside a good week to really soak it in. Love your work and glad you’re getting some time for yourself.

  10. Drew Says:

    i miss your tan , your gettin hella white! still absolutely gorgeous though!

  11. chris singleton Says:

    see u come to texas have fun with friends relax and hve a good time texas in not just a state its like whole different country. i think u should definitely come back because ones u come to texas one time u come back a lot of time. hope u come back. JJ xoxoxo

  12. D Alexander Says:

    FYI – alcohol is “all natural” too.

  13. houstoner Says:

    hey! i was wondering why there was a jaydenjames bumper sticker in the mens room. i totally saw that this past weekend at …fuck i can’t remember….to drunk. somewhere on washington street.

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