I'm Sooooooo Tired!!!!!
Thursday, May 14th, 2009I thought I’d take a few minutes while sitting here on a flight, squished between a fairly large woman and window, and give you all my regular update. I’ve been so busy that it seems like a (what’s supposed to be) relaxing flight is the only down time that I have. It’s ridiculous… but I guess having this ridiculous schedule and keeping busy with work is a good thing considering the state of our economy.
I guess I’ll start with Miami. Good Lord, it was HOT! Not only hot, but HUMID! I can handle the heat (c’mon… I live in the San Fernando Valley!), but I can’t handle sweating from the moment that I step out of the shower!
Okay, you know what… I can’t ignore this anymore… This lady sitting next to me, totally invading my personal space due to her large size, is absolutely irritating! First off, she almost missed the flight! I don’t know why, but they held the plane for her. And, it being a full flight, a gentleman and I managed to keep the seat between us empty. So, yes, it was the ONLY available seat for this woman, who now had her laptop out, playing spider solitiare, eating ice cubes and wiping the excess water on her blouse which, let’s face it, probably hasn’t been washed in weeks because she fucking stinks! So, not only am I being squished by another human, but the stench is rubbing onto me!
So, she sits… and fumbles… and fumbles… and fumbles as the rest of the passengers and crew wait on her. Finally, a flight attendant tells her, “Ma’am, we can’t close the doors until you’re situated.” FINALLY, she settles… oh, but then she starts freaking out because she can’t find her cell phone and she’s worried it may be on! “Wait, we can’t leave… my phone might be on!” Everyone ignored her. Hold on, it gets better. During the safety feature demonstration, she yells over everyone, “I can’t find it, so it must be in a suitcase that I checked!” Again, everyone ignored her. She started mumbling about the damn phone, so the guy on the side of her tells her its not a big deal, and to just relax. Fuck! Finally!
Wait, one last thing: as all early morning Southwest flights do, we’re offered complimentary orange juice OR coffee. The flights attendants pre-pour the drinks and bring a tray down the aisle. I’m asked if I’d like either, and before I can answer, SHE speaks up, “Tomato juice in a can!” The flight attendant looks at me. I asked for coffee and Splenda, its handed off, and the flight attendants ask again, “Orange juice or coffee?”
“Tomato juice in a can!”
Are you fucking kidding me?! Who does that?! Take your COMPLIMENTARY drink, shut up and enjoy it. Don’t be picky… and don’t be rude!
FUCK!
I’m sorry, but I’m a very irritable person, and I absolutely cannot tolerate stupidity, unprofessionalism, etc., anything that makes life go less smoothly than it should. And this bitch just irritated the fuck out of me!
“GOOD MORNING, LOS ANGELES!”
Okay, it’s only a 50 minute flight and I’ve got to power down now. I’ll continue after my shoot….
So anyway, my whole point to the ‘girl on the plane’ rant was… well, okay, maybe I didn’t have a point. She was just really irritating. I’m such an easy going and laid back person, and I HATE when things are made more complicated than it really should be. As the other man said… RELAX!!! She was just a spaz. On top of that… are there really people that stupid (or needy or desperate or whatever you want to call it) in this world?!?!?! It’s sad if you ask me.
ANYWAY…
I’ve been shooting like CRAZY!!! My signing is Vegas was fun, other than the fact that I was on my friggin’ period and bitchy!!! I felt so bad!!! I was very irritable and yelling at everyone! No good during a signing… Oops! So, to anyone that witnessed it… I’M SO SORRY!!! It wasn’t even the event or the fans… it was everyone behind the scenes! Grrrrr!!! But I won’t get into that. We did shoot a very interesting scene on the Bang Bus. Can’t give the details… but Rachel Roxxx, Sienna West and I had FUN!
I came home from Miami, shot a scene the next day for Adam & Eve with… fuck… I don’t remember his name! Oh well… it was a good and intense scene, but I wasn’t into him. The next day, I had a 7am flight to Phoenix to shoot 6 solo sets for Aziani.com. The photos were BEAUTIFUL, the solos were a lot of fun, and everyone was so cool! It was definitely a good day on set! I flew home that night, (last night) and was up at 4am again this morning to be on my 6:30 flight to Vegas to shooting a couple scenes for Brazzers. Today’s scenes was for their ‘Baby Got Boobs’ site with Kevin James (husband of Madison James). It was just okay. He’s not as well endowed as the other Brazzers guys (which, in my personal life is good, but it makes it difficult when trying to ‘open up’ for the camera!), and he also didn’t seem very experienced. He kept stepping in front of the camera and hiding what they needed to see. Then, to top it off… WEAK pop shot! Geez!!! But, overall, the set up was great and he was a great guy… it should come out very well.
My scene tomorrow is for the ‘Big Tits In Sports’ site with Keiran Lee. Keiran and I work together often and we’re great friends (I was JUST talking to him on the phone about our rough days! [Yes, he had one, too!]), so our scenes are always intense. Frankly, I need a good fuck! Bring it on, Keiran!!!
Anyway, I’m dead tired and my eyes are burning staring at my computer! Goodnight everyone!